after a lot many days, i have got a topic to post for Group Tafri. I was dying to post an article but was not getting any topic to write on but yesterdays night (after midnight) and todays some hours, were really enough to post it here for everyone.
PART 1
Time 8:15 pm.
I’ll start from zero point. Today on 10th March 2008 we (the computer science 2nd year) had to submit assignment of ADC in first lecture after lunch. Everyone was in search of a QB better say “shivani”
and many of them have got it too. I was also in search of it but could not found it anywhere not even at my bookbank friend – Anupam thus being depressed by the situation i called Chotu : ME : chotu tu kisme se karega ??? Chotu : Shivani me se. ME: hai tere pass ???? Chotu : Nahi yahan hai yaar ek rehta hai pass me ME : Chalo good yaar lekin main kya karun ???? Chotu : Kyun anupam ke pass nahi hai kya ??? ME: nahi na yaar Chotu : chal koi baat nahi kal lab me likh lena, no problem ME: Okies and then i hanged up the phone.
After that due to still lurching unsatisfaction in my stomach i called Moti1 (u all will be wondering how can i make this much calls , but let me clear i have got 149 scheme and they were all free phone calls 
) Also if you have not observed let me tell you one thing that in the whole conversation of mine and Chotu I was only asking questions nuthing else !! Haan to where was I ? ya right i was a bit angry with Moti1 but then too i called her and asked Me: kahan hai ??? Moti1 : ghar pe hu ME : ADC ke sessionals me kya kya likhna hai ??? Moti1: Kaun ho app, jo mujhe college me nahi jaante main bhi unhe nahi jaanti . ME: main rakh du phone ?? Moti1 : hana rakh de and then i hanged up. I then called ashwin ( my next and last option ) , his mom picked up and said : beta wo thoda chaurahe tak gaya hai, tum thodi der se laga lena, when i called after “thodi der” hi didnt picked up and was cutting my phone everytime i was trying to get connected. i thought chodo isko to yaar, find something else bande !! quick !! Moti1 called up after a bit and then said haan bol kya keh raha tha ? i said chalta hai we conversed very little(time limit according to moti1) and then i said : teri shivani de de yaar , she said : abhi 9 baj rahe hai yaar, tu bhi ab keh raha hai, ab main kaise du tujhe ?? . I said ok and then put down the reciever.
Now it was the time to really think something which can help me for tommorow, i got up, went to anupam’s place, get the syllabus and thought to write whole of chapters not the question, but as i put my butts on the study chair something inside me screamed- NOOOOOOOOOOOO you can find another option. And i was ok kuch nahi hua to kal lab me hi likh lenge. now the time was for dinner. mom called i had dinner, it was having – “Rasmalai” – papa le aaye the, it was yummy 
The time was 10:00 pm.
Suddenly “kelkar ” striked my mind and i reminded that genda and khan are going kelkar in the morning, they can bring me the QB. YES !!! I got another option “Genda and khan can do the favours for me ” Ahhhhhhhhhh Good God !! I thought i will call dollu after 11 ( 10 paise lagte hain na ) lekin wo kehte hain na ” if something is going fluent with someone He cant be Shreyas Bande” Mujhe neend lag gayi ** Can you believe i have got so important stuff to do aur mujhe neend lag gayi.
PART 2
Ab aati hai baari mere sapno ki!! haan ji. ab suniye mera sapna.
I was jogging on a beach, suddenly i found a white beautiful horse( really charming,) and i dont know how after a milli or micro second i was on its back ( i dont know horse riding ). i named him basanto ha . And then he ran, fast, very fast and then we both were on the top of a building, building kahan se aai mujhe nahi pata. and there were three more buildings labeled 1st Sem, 2nd Sem, 3rd Sem and ahead of it i was not able to see, it was all blurred. I patted the horse, and then he started his run crossed the first building and reached second within no time. He stopped on 2nd, i patted him again and then he ran again, as we were just to land on the third building i dont know what happened but horse couldnot get his both pair of legs on the roof. He was not totally on the teres and i was totally in air., falling down, crying for 
help !! . And i forgot all about horse but i think he didnt,
he was there to take me up, to hold me and again get me a
life. and then i realised that the horse was not a normal one,
it was PEGASUS – the hercules’s horse, one with two wings.
i was happy and then ..
PART 3
the horse was flying with me on his back i was feeling as if i am harry potter and is flying on that hippogriff, ha ha joke. Then the horse was on its way , i was not bothering where he was taking me, i was just so busy in watching the world from ten feets off the ground. And then he landed. And then i realised where was his destination, he took me to genda and khan, and there was one more face wih pixels running (as news channels use to hide victim’s face), who were returning from kelkar’s and then i asked “Have you brought the QB for me ???? ” and in the matter of seconds there was no pegasus, no genda and khan, no me. there was only a black roof which i was staring, wet in sweat. Then after a second or two i understood that it was a dream and also realised that i have not called dollu and yet not delivered the message to get the QB for me. I saw the time it was – 2:45 am. There was little hope that somebody or say anybody in the hostel will pick up the phone if i buzz up someone. But still i tried. i called dollu, the phone yelled the whole ring, “bebot bebot be bebot bebot be”, for the first time i heard her full tune., but no one answered. I tried again and this time dollu was on the other end. ME: Ohhh Good God, tu jag rahi hai ?? DOLLU : Hmm ME: achcha kal genda aur khan ki coaching hai na ?? DOLLU : Hmm ME: Haan to subah unko ADC ki QB de dena to main completee kar ke tumhe pages de dunga DOLLU : Hmm ME: Neend me hai ? DOLLU : Hmm Chal thik hai fir bata dena hai na !! DOLLU : Main sone ja rahi hu, bye. ME : arrey ruk to !! bip bip bip bip phone was cut. I called again but again the phone was cut by dollu. i said ok. Then i tried genda and what i heard gave me a new life – “Your call is in waiting please stay on line” I was like hip hip hurray but couldnt do that as i was lying on my bed. Then again i called but still the same line. Again i called and computer didnot hesitated to repeat the same line in the same monotonic manner. Again and again it was all same. Then when i was calling someone from that end picked up the phone – ME: Genda tu abhi tak jag rahi hai ?, so unexpected yaar!! THATEND : main gabru hu. ME: Ohh Okies. well gabru chal sun. Subah genda aur khan coaching jayenge tu unke haathon ADC ki QB bhej diyo!!, and at 10:30 i will give u the completed pages. thik ?. GABRU : tu mere liye bhi likh dega , so sweet yaar ME: aahhh pagal ho gayi hai kya be ?? then the whole call summary is that – Gabru was busy that time and when she will return to her room, she will tell the required to genda and also to once call me before leaving for the tuition. I was ok and then cut the phone. But still there was some sort of uncertainity in my mind (as gabru is so …..). So i kept trying miss calls (aur gabru itni pareshaan ho gayi ki agle din clg mew meri waat thi ). At around 4:30 i got a miss call from genda’s phone. i called on dollu’s, as hers is also Airtel. But no response. I said lying on my bed- “give me a miss call from dollu’s cell. ” And then i dont know how i got one ( gabru must have told genda) then i called. And then i narrated all again for the last time to genda. Genda said that we dont have coaching today . As i qouted earlier – “” if something is going fluent with someone He cant be Shreyas Bande” then i said – the what to do, she said – ok agar koi uthta hai to hum use keh denge pahunchane ko nahi to fir hum hi aayenge. maine bola – ok ekin jo bhi karo mujhe bata jarur dena and do it quick. She said OK and said ki she or someone will come to handle the Qb at before 7:00 or after 8:00.and whatever i will do i will convey it to you . All OK and then i slept.
PART 4
At 8: 00 pm no response, not even a miss call. Then after mom left for school i called genda. No response at phone again. then after 5 minutes, i got a miss call from dollu’s mobile, and i called Genda as i was sure Dollu cant be giving miss calls at 8 :00 in morning. She picked up and then said – Array sorry yaar hum so gaye the. Lekin ab hum aayein kaise. I said to nanakheda aa ja, or else say me ki kahan aun ?, SHE: lekin hum cycle se junction se aage nahi aa sakte, my body is aching. ME: fir ?? She said Hum dekhte hain. Hum 9 baje aate hain junction tak. ME: nahiiiiiiiiiii mujhe abhi chahiye nahi to main likhunga kab ? main abhi aata hu, tu bhi aa ja. She: ek min ruk. She had some conversation with some one there and said – Ok hum 9 baje aate hain naan kheda, ab thik hai ? ME: ok lekin jab hostel se niklo to give me a miss call SHE: Ok. I hanged up the phone. At 9:03 am i got a miss call and theni rushed to nana kheda, an then there i saw Genda and prathma on a pink scooty pep. mujhe wahan ye bhi pata chala ki genda do not know how to drive two wheelers ( remove cycle ). HA HA ha Well but i got the QB, thanxed prathma a lot (as if she would not have been there i could not have got the QB ) fir “insaaniyat ke naate maine gende ko bhi thanx bola”
And thus so my getting the QB mission ends here.
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